(talking to the Beastie Boys)
Fry: Wow. I love you guys. Back in the 20th century, I had all five of
your albums.
Ad-Rock: That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven.
Fry: Cool. Can I borrow the new ones. And a couple of blank tapes?
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The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.
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Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
-- Harry Emerson Fosdick
😫
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
😭
Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
😴
I've finally found the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
And owns a liquor store.
😯
A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.
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+rep rust and cs:go

+rep

+rep В глазах Wallhack,в руках Aim,в ногах Speedhack.No cheats.Hard skill :D \ Всегда он выебет вас в рот, ведь он не читер, он - задрот \ Он будет хакеров ♥♥♥♥♥, всегда, везде, снова, опять. \ Он лучше скажет вам: "Пока!". Чем промахнется из "АК"а \ Всегда везде, ночью и днем по вам пройдется он огнем. \ Торнадо, смерч, армагеддон! Умри, заносчивый гандон !!! \ Включишь ВХ?.. Аим?.. ОК ДА... Тебя он выебет всегда

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